Dear Boys...

Dear boys,
              This is a letter depicting what you put me (and probably many other girls) through. I'll do my best to keep things business-like, but with us females and our emotions, you never know how it will go.
1st- When we get ready in the morning, (whether we want to admit it or not,) we've got one of you on our minds. We're dressing to impress you, doing our hair to impress you, wearing makeup to impress you, brushing our teeth extra-good in case we get to talk to you face-to-face. So please, let us know you noticed once in a while.
2nd- When you talk to us, let us know right off if we're going to be 'special' to you or not. It may hurt us in the beginning, but it will help us in the long run. It will probably help you too. Honesty is the best policy.
3rd- Keep up a conversation. Whenever there's awkward silences, whether when talking in person, on the phone, or in texting, I (we?) always beat myself up about that. I always wonder "what could i have said?" "What if he's telling his friends about this right now?" "What if he remembers that and brings it up later?" Let us know you're actually listening.
4th- You know all that stuff you read on the internet? That stuff that you think is cheesy? That nobody with any self respect would ever do? Yeah, we like it when you do that stuff. We like it when you shut us up with kisses, and kiss our foreheads, and call/text us late at night just to say "I love you." We love cheesiness. Why do you think we watch romantic comedies?
5th- Romantic comedies. Take us to them. It's the perfect place and time for you to make a move. Good luck.
6th- Walk us to class. (Or wherever.) Show us that you care enough about us to be late for once, and not that the world revolves around you.
7th- Please, please, please. Be HONEST. Yeah, honest. Don't lead us on. Don't give us false hope.

With all due respect, please read over this list and implement some changes. We'll be looking for them.
                                                                                      Sincerely yours,
                                                                                                 Females Everywhere.
PS: We love you.